Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com ( [link] ) and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name?
1. yuko

A brilliant Asian girl that has high hopes of making love to a Jew. She tends to hate Asian men, due to the lack of length on their penises.

"Holy shit! Yuko just asked me if I masturbate!"
LMAO DUDE LMAOO *rolls around*



2.) Your age?
1. 13

A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

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3.) One of your friends?
1. elly

A hot, sexy woman who loves men.
"Damn, see that big fat lesbian over there? She'll never be an elly."

HAHAAA~

4.) What should you be doing?
1. sleep 2561 up, 108 down love it hate it

You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
"Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!! "
...
I..
;--;

6.) Birthplace?
1. hayward 108 up, 16 down love it hate it

a city in the east part of the san francisco bay area in california. there is a university there; Cal State East Bay (formally known as Cal State Hayward.)often reffered to as the haystack. their area code is 510. near the city of Fremont.
"person 1-watchu doin today?
person 2-im goin to lakeisha's house in hayward. "

WHA-WHAT THE EFF ;A: THEY ACTUALLY HAVE IT ARRRRGH DAMN IT.

7.) Month of your birth?
1. august

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

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8.) Last person you talked to?
Rebi isn't defined yet, but these are close: 1.
binch

French slang for beer.

PFFT HAHAA~


9.) One of your nicknames?

1. ho

A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
Ho, Ho, Ho Merry Christmas!
HAAAA.


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well that was fun while it lasted.
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